The Sabine Canoness order her sisters to start packing on the pounds so they can compete for the native's affections believing that once the poor, ignorant fools bear witness to the bounty the Imperium has to offer they will turn away from those xenos harlots and back towards the Emperor’s light. Seeing that they are already facing an uphill battle, agents of the Ordo Sabine, the Sororitas sub-order in charge of re-integrating rediscovered human worlds into the Imperium, decide that two can play at the fat game if it means winning over the population. That said, the Tau aren't pleased with the Imperium's presence and secretly hope that the native humans will outright reject the Imperials now that their diplomats have the local population twirled around their fatty fingers. This is both because getting a proper invasion fleet to reinforce them is out of the question this far from the rest of the Imperium and because initial scans show that there may still be Dark Age era technology present on the world which the Adeptus Mechanicus wants as undamaged as possible. The Imperials, seeing the locals mingling with surprisingly corpulent xenos, naturally want to attack the Tau and the xenos-corrupted humans but are, for once, reluctant to go through with it. Unfortunately for the Tau, the Imperium had previously discovered the planet and sent a missionary fleet but arrived late because of a warp storm. Pretty soon, Tau diplomatic envoys start arriving with bigger, rounder women much to the poorly-hidden joy of the local leaders. Working off of the logic that it is far easier to negotiate with horny residents than hostile ones, the Tau decides that the best course of action to annex the planet quickly is to start fattening up their female diplomats and merchants who are more than willing to sacrifice their figures for the Greater Good. As a result, their culture came to view heavy, well-endowed women as symbols of fertility and ideal mates even after managing to pull their society back from the brink of annihilation. After a tepid first contact, the water caste ambassadors discover that the humans of this world survived a great cataclysm, the Age of Strife, but experienced numerous famines during that time. Naturally, they want to court the local population as quickly as possible before the Imperium shows up so a diplomatic cadre is sent to the planet to find out the best way to get the locals to side with them. I had a similar idea involving Tau water caste but also added in some fattened Sororitas for fun.Ī group of Tau explorers finds a human world unclaimed by the Imperium. Managed to save some posts from the old thread.
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